If someone thinks that only young people have life in full swing and filled with interesting events, including humorous moments, then believe me, this is not so!
We bring to your attention a whole selection of interesting and entertaining scenes, where the main characters are old grandmothers with their cool, very funny situations.
Funny productions about grandmothers are suitable for various events such as: “Older Person’s Day”, “International Women’s Day March 8”, “Grandmothers’ Day”, “April 1st – April Fool’s Day” and many others. They can also be held during the celebration of the birthday of a woman of honorable age.
Sketch No. 1 “Modern technologies in the village” about grandparents on the Day of the Elderly
Props and scenery:
Elements of rustic life: in the middle of the room there is an ordinary table-cabinet, covered with an embroidered tablecloth. There is a samovar and cups on it. In the middle there is a houseplant, for example, a violet. Round antique alarm clock. There are two laptops on the table. There are two stools nearby. There is an old rug lying near the table.
Characters:
- Presenter (voice-over).
- Grandfather. Dressed in old wide trousers, preferably riding breeches. A simple shirt tucked into pants. On top is a sleeveless vest. Warm socks and house slippers are on your feet. On his head is an old style cap.
- Grandma. Dressed in a long dark dress or a long skirt and jacket. There is an apron on top. There is a scarf on my head. Warm socks and slippers are on your feet.
- First grandson. Dressed in long shorts and a modern tank top. There's a baseball cap on his head and headphones in his ears.
- Second grandson. Dressed in sportswear, sneakers on his feet, a bandana tied on his head.
Scene No. 1.
The room of old people living in the village. Table, stools, rug underfoot. There are two laptops on the table.
Host : In the age of high-speed Internet, even in remote villages where there are really no roads, the Internet and its technologies are even developing. Naturally, mainly among young people, but we will show how old people feel about all these innovations of progress in our sketch. So, one day the grandchildren gave their grandparents a laptop, showed them the basics of ownership, and left for the city. And the old people were left in the village with new products. Once upon a time, a grandfather and grandmother were sitting at a table, and their laptops were lying on it.
Grandfather : Oh, grandma, why did our grandchildren spend so much? What do you think this unit is for (picks it up and turns it around, looking at it)?
Grandma : Who knows (takes his)? So tell me, how do you use yours?
Grandfather shows - he put his passport between the lid and closed it. Well, somehow my passport got wrinkled. So I pressed him like this, pressed him down and held him. He leveled out. Look, it's just like new. And you, grandma, how do you use yours?
Grandma : Oh, yes, I rub it so hard, it shines so much that I look in it like in a mirror (rubs the lid, and then looks at it). What a beauty, just look, old man.
They hug.
Grandfather : I really wanted some tea... Will you pour some, grandma? Only hot.
Grandma jumps up: Yes, of course. It's time to drink some tea.
Leaves.
Grandfather, while she’s gone, opens the laptop and quickly runs through the buttons with his fingers like a hacker.
Grandfather: So... Let's see who visited my social networks today? Yesterday I sent free gifts to so many beauties, but the messages were different.
An old woman comes in with a teapot and cups. He closes it abruptly, having previously shoved another document between the lid of the laptop.
Grandfather points to the document and says: Here, again I found the crumpled instructions for the refrigerator. I sit and stroke.
Grandma: Well, smooth, smooth, dear...
Spills tea.
Grandma : Oh, grandpa, I completely forgot the sweets for tea. Go to the kitchen and get it from the shelf. You love seagulls with sweets.
Grandfather gets up and moves in small steps to the kitchen. As soon as he disappeared from the room, the grandmother abruptly opens her laptop and, like a real computer geek, professionally types something into it.
Grandma : Soooo, let's see who wrote to me today. There are so many suitors, it’s hard to get confused.
The grandfather comes in abruptly and the grandmother begins to frantically rub the laptop screen and look at it.
Grandfather : Yes, beauty, I have you! Gorgeous!
Grandma (in a satisfied voice): That's what everyone says.
Grandfather is puzzled: Who is all this? We have three houses left in our village... We live in one. And the other two are your friends. And they don’t have grandfathers. There is no one to praise you. There's something you're not telling me, old lady.
Grandma nervously: I’m not that old with you!
Grandfather : Who said?
The grandmother, angry, pokes his laptop in his nose, polished to a shine.
Grandma : That's what it said.
Grandfather looks into it as if into a mirror.
Grandfather : Yes, and I’m okay, it seems...
The grandmother returns from the kitchen and angrily snatches her laptop out of his hands. He goes back to the kitchen.
The grandfather, calmly lounging, opens his laptop.
Grandfather : Oops! Did you receive something in my email? Come on, come on... Some beauty wrote me a letter. We honor, we honor...
Reads the text aloud.
Hello, grandfather, I don’t have the strength, I’m sick of your Internet, so I’m forced to write an answer in writing!
Grandfather , confused and frightened: I don’t understand... Is it that my grandmother is illiterate, she writes so much text, or what?
Continues reading an email from his old lady.
Do you remember just yesterday, when we sat down to breakfast in the morning? You asked me by chance, Where did the sausage go? I am sending my advice via email. So that meat and sausage are always on the table, You need not to spend your pension, And you need to get along with me better, You need to save money, And on this evil Internet, You don’t dance around with girls! In the meantime, you are out of work... Naked tea is your limit. And for more, my friend, So that you cannot open your mouth!
The grandfather slams the laptop angrily. He takes it with him.
Grandfather : Oh, you liar! Well, wait, I'll answer you! Now I’ll type it on the street... Otherwise, I’m impatient for something out of frustration!
The grandfather leaves, the grandmother appears with her laptop. Opens it.
Grandma : It’s very interesting how he didn’t faint from surprise? Let's see what he scribbled in response!
Grandma reads an email from grandfather.
Darling, it can’t be, I don’t believe my eyes. So that you, Matryona, make friends with the Internet, Well, I don’t believe it! You are friends? It was you who was pretending, Stupidly getting lost in the buttons. For you, the remote control is the limit. Sorry if I offended you! And as for your stories, I’ll admit right away – it’s a slander! I remember, even at the registry office I took a vow of fidelity! I have never let you down, And I have not fooled you around my finger, I love you, infection, And I have never cheated!
Grandma is touched and kisses the monitor!
Grandfather enters. They hug. They sit down to drink tea. The phone rings.
Grandfather picks up the phone.
Grandfather : Ale. Grandchildren? Are you coming to us? Oh, how great! Waiting for you!
Scene No. 2.
Grandma and grandfather are fussing about, setting the table. Grandchildren appear. Hugging with old people. They sit down at the table.
First grandson : Well, how did you figure out the technology (points to laptops)?
Grandmother : Otherwise, granddaughters, of course. Look... (rubs the surface and shows) What a beauty!
The grandchildren grin and look at each other condescendingly.
Second grandson : And you, grandfather? What are you even doing with your laptop?
Grandfather : Oh, what a necessary thing, grandson! Well done with the gift! Look... (places the document and presses it with the surface). Look how it straightens! Straight ironing. How a new document is obtained.
The grandchildren chuckle, get ready and leave.
Scene No. 3.
First grandson : They're funny, aren't they?
Second grandson : Yeah! Well, at least let them use laptops that way. There's nothing you can do... They're old here. They won’t understand the technology...
First grandson : Oh, I got a letter, some kind of letter arrived (looks). Guess what, this is from grandma!
Second grandson : Come on! It can’t be... What does he write?
The first grandson reads: Put on your hat!
The second grandson also receives an email.
Second grandson : And someone wrote to me... Yes, it’s my grandfather!
First grandson : Read quickly.
The second grandson reads: And you, grandson, don’t stay out until late. Come home by 10, no more!
First grandson : Well, it can’t be!
Second grandson: That's not all (reading). And don't you dare deceive us. We have connected a location recognition program via GLONASS to you! If anything happens, we’ll find you both from underground!
All participants come out and bow to applause.
Funny scene No. 2 about a grandmother and granddaughter on March 8 “Grandma’s clues”
Props and scenery:
A modern apartment, but without excess: a sofa or sofa, cushions. Coffee table next to the sofa. The girl's textbooks are on it. There is a TV nearby. Ficus is located in the corner.
Characters:
Grandmother. An intelligent woman. She is dressed in a long, formal dress and has a wig with short hair on her head. Glasses. Granddaughter. A girl of 12-13 years old. The dress is bright. Short socks, indoor slippers with closed heels
Scene No. 1.
Grandmother sits on the sofa and watches TV. Doorbell. Grandma gets up and opens it. Granddaughter enters. They hug.
Grandma : Here, my good girl! I visited my grandmother. I am very glad to see you, my dear. Come in.
Granddaughter : Oh, grandma, I’m glad to see you too. But I didn’t just come to you... Please help me figure out my lessons. It just doesn't work out for me.
Grandma : Well, let's try. What is there that you don’t understand, show me.
Grandmother and granddaughter sit down to learn homework.
Granddaughter : I just can’t solve this problem, grandma. Help!
The granddaughter opens the textbook and reads: One man went into the forest to pick mushrooms. I collected a lot of them. He walked and walked and got tired. He sees a stump standing in the middle of the clearing. The man sat down on it to rest for a while.
Assignment: answer a few questions:
- What is the man thinking about at this moment?
- What is the stump the man sat on thinking about?
- What is a basket filled with mushrooms thinking about?
- What is the spider thinking about when it sat on the tree stump before the man sat on it?
Grandmother : Oh, granddaughter, everything is so simple and clear! Well look...
- I will answer the first question this way: The man sat down on a tree stump and thought: “Why did I even go into the forest? I would sit at home, in a soft chair, and not feed mosquitoes in the forest.”
- The second question needs to be answered like this. At that moment Penek thought: “It’s so good that it was the man who sat on me. His wife will be twice as heavy!”
- To the third question, the answer is: “Finally, I was used for my intended purpose. Otherwise they folded all the dirty laundry.”
- And the answer to the fourth question is generally simple! A bug that was sleeping peacefully on a stump and the last thing it saw before it died was a mushroom picker’s butt. What could he be thinking at that moment? “The spider grandmother deceived me. She said that our spider death comes from a rolled up newspaper... This, as it turns out, is what the end of the world really looks like!”
Granddaughter : Grandma, you’re so smart, it turns out you’re so smart!
Grandmother : Yes, my granddaughter is rather wise. I've seen a lot in my life.
At the end of the scene, the granddaughter and grandmother stand up and bow to applause.
Sketch “Grandmothers and grandchildren” material on the topic
Scene “Grandmother and grandchildren”
1.- Hello, my dear! Let's go for a walk in the park.
2. - What are you talking about, I haven’t done my homework yet.
1.- What other lessons?
2. Nowadays it’s fashionable to do homework for your grandchildren. I want to try it, although it’s probably not pedagogical?
1.- Why is this not pedagogical? Yes, I’ve been doing homework for my grandchildren all my life. If anything, ask me, I have a lot of experience!
2. - Well, okay, if it’s not difficult, check how I learned the poem.
“Near Lukomorye there is a green oak,
Golden chain on the oak tree..."
1.- Yes, okay..
2.- “...both day and night the dog is a scientist...”
1.- What kind of dog?
2.- Well, I don’t know what breed he has, maybe a Doberman pinscher?
1.- Yes, not a dog, but a learned cat! Understood?
2.- Ah-Ah, I understand, I understand! Well, I'll start from the beginning then:
“Near Lukomorye there is a green oak,
Golden chain on the oak tree
Day and night the cat is a scientist...
He goes to the grocery store with a string bag..."
1.- With what string bag? Which grocery store? Learn the poem again.
2.- Oh, I still have so many lessons! One grandson is in the sixth grade, and the other is in the first. His teacher asked him to bring the cash register to school.
1.- Which cash register? From the store or something? Don't involve me in this matter.
2.- Well, what does the store have to do with it? Cash is the alphabet! Okay, I’ll do it myself, and you help me solve the problem.
1.- (takes the textbook and reads) So, two pipes are connected to the bathroom. Remember, in order to solve a problem, you need to clearly imagine what it says.
There are two pipes connected to the bathroom - can you imagine?
2.- Yes, yes, I did!
1.- Water pours in through one, and pours out through the other. Introduced?
2.- (running away) Introduced!
1.- Wait! So where are you running to?
2.- Water is pouring out. It might flood the entire floor.
1.- Calm down. In fact, the water does not pour out. This is only mentioned in the problem! Now tell me, when will the bath be filled?
2.- Will never be filled. They themselves said that the water is not flowing.
1.- Goodbye. You will go to the hospital with you. And my homework hasn’t been done yet: I need to conduct an experiment in botany, grow beans.
2.- Oh, yes, yes, I remember you took beans from me...
1.- Yes, your beans aren’t growing. Apparently not of good quality...
2.- How is it not of high quality? Well, do good to people! You could say I tore it away from myself - took it out of the soup.
1.- Wait - wait, how about from the soup? It turns out I was the one who grew the boiled beans. Thank you, I was friendly.
2.- Well, I didn’t know why you needed beans, don’t be offended!
1.- Do you think that if you and I continue to study so hard, maybe they’ll give us some kind of grade?
2.- (whispering) Between us, it has already been placed.
1.- Yes? And what is the assessment?
2.- KOL!!!
1.- Why such a bad rating!
2.- Because we are minding our own business.
1.- Adults do everything for the children, and then they are surprised: “Oh, they are growing up with little white hands!”
(The old ladies leave)
