Hello, readers of my blog!
Anyone who has to organize a school holiday will find funny school scenes in my article. Parodies of various television programs are very popular on the school stage. I present to your attention parodies of my own composition, which I used in my work. My parodies are full of healthy humor and playful intensity. They can be staged as a series of TV shows or as a separate number for a school holiday. Each program begins with a musical intro. School skits in the form of parodies of famous television programs activate the entire room with unexpected moments. Invited guests are forced to improvise as participants in the programs, offer their help, and speak out about specific educational, environmental, and political problems.
Schoolchildren enjoy playing the roles of their favorite presenters.
In this article I publish several parodies as an example.
Fashionable verdict
A parody of the “Fashionable Sentence” program is appropriate for an evening meeting with graduates, a holiday dedicated to Teacher’s Day, or a graduation party.
Vyacheslav : The “Fashionable Sentence” program is on air. It is hosted by Vyacheslav Krolikov, Arina Zhirafova and Evelina Volchenko.
Our program will take place in an unusual format. You know that the Russian army wears clothes from Valentin Yudashkin. But his competitor Valentina Nikudyshkina proposes a uniform uniform for Russian schools. Let's invite her to the studio. Applause! Valentina, tell our viewers about your models! And we will listen and, of course, discuss.
Valentina : Gentlemen! Thanks for the invitation! Believe me, of all the programs on Channel One, I only watch your show. Like many creative people, I work a lot to keep my teeth on the shelf. I brought my work to the court of your program, and I really hope for a lenient sentence from the presenters.
Evelina: Get to the point, please!
Arina: She's so cute!
Evelina : She is not a darling, but a breaker.
Vyacheslav: Girls, don’t quarrel! Calm down! Nikudyshkina is simply amazing! I like her last name. You have an exceptional surname!
Valentina: Thank you for the compliments! I'll try to be brief. I want to change the Russian school. And I propose to take up school discipline. What disciplines a person? Of course, uniform, clothes. My project covers all levels of education. The first stage is kindergarten.
Kindergarten children must only wear green uniforms. They are still green, as they say, that is, they are completely dependent on us adults. Here is my design of green robes for boys and girls.
Vyacheslav: I would add a green scarf to the robe, what do you think, Evelinochka and Arinochka?
Evelina: Only green bows and socks are appropriate here.
Arina: I really like everything!
Valentina: Let's discuss the next model. First-grader model. From the first grade, the student must wear a white robe. Agree, the robe is convenient because it is clothing for both boys and girls.
Evelina: Do you have children?
Valentina: I don’t have children.
Evelina: Then who gave you the right to solve the problems of the school?
Valentina: The fact of the matter is that I have nothing to do with the school, I’m just a caring person.
Arina: Valentina, I’m very flattered by the fact that you chose the robe shape, I love robe. But tell me, why do you suggest white?
Valentina : It’s very simple, a first-grader starts life with a blank slate, he doesn’t yet know how to write or read. I think I've convinced you that I'm right!
Arina: You are right, from the first grade we need to teach children to be neat. You are well done!
Valentina : If there are no questions, I will continue! Model number 3. Fifth grader's robe. I have slightly modernized the old requirements for schoolchildren to wear a white top and dark bottom. The black and white stripes speak for themselves - we already know and can do something, we are already independent.
Evelina: Are these robes white with black stripes or black with white stripes? Admit it, you found the idea in a zoology textbook.
Valentina: I never thought about it. I don't have free time to think about anything. Too much work.
Arina: In fact, a zebra is black with white stripes, and not vice versa. Current contrast. A combination for all times!
Vyacheslav : Girls, you have digressed from the topic. I can't wait to see the high school student's model. We are all paying attention!
Valentina: The clothes of a high school student are a black robe. Nothing extra. Black is the color of high intelligence. In the Russian language, there is even a saying about this: “They are greeted by their clothes, but they are seen off by their minds.”
Evelina: Unfortunately, the saying is outdated: now people are greeted and seen off based on their clothes.
Vyacheslav: Of course, black is an amazing color that is appropriate to sing praises, recite poetry and praise in every possible way.
Arina: “I always said that black contains everything. This is perfect beauty. Absolute harmony ” Coco Chanel used to say. And she was damn right. Years have passed, but black is still fashionable, popular and loved.
Evelina: You walk through the school, and there is just a black mass around.
Arina: As one smart person said, “If you dress in black clothes, please behave accordingly. Black color allows only a strict demeanor. There are other colors for different behavior.
Vyacheslav : I admit, if it were up to me, I would dress the whole world in black. Dear Valentina, what are we having for dessert, that is, what do you think a school teacher should look like?
Valentina: These models are of particular interest.
The math teacher wears a checkered robe. Teacher of Russian and English languages - lined up. Biology teacher - flowered.
Chemistry and physics teacher - robe with chemical and physics instruments. Technology teacher - a robe with a helmet and a suitcase.
Physical education teacher - with a wide belt and mittens. Fingerless gloves are a hot trend.
But for school directors, I suggest a red robe. Scientists have proven that when a schoolchild looks at the color red, his heart rate increases, he switches from running to walking, doesn’t get knocked down, notices the principal and says hello. Disciplining color!
I presented my new models and really hope for the support of Russian schoolchildren and teachers. Only in my dressing gowns will you feel comfortable at home. The school should become a second home for schoolchildren.
Vyacheslav: I'm delighted. What a success! What applause! What exquisite taste! But your last name says completely the opposite. Allow me your pen, defendant! I'll accompany you! Evelinochka, Arinochka, dear studio, I must leave you.
Evelina : Nikudyshka’s collection didn’t make much of an impression on me personally. All that remains is to give all the models brooms and send them to the bathhouse.
Arina: And I look at my client and am happy for the school. Nikudyshka’s clothes will give an incentive to study and a good mood to both schoolchildren and teachers, and most importantly, will help to cope with all the problems of education!
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New Year's skit for grades 9-11 Program "Fashionable Sentence"
New Year's skit for grades 9-11
“Fashionable Sentence” program
Fast music is playing. Two girls enter.
1 Blonde: Hello, blonde!
2 Blonde: And the same end for you, green mold! Why are you standing?
1 Blonde: I don’t know who to go to the New Year’s party with.
2 Blonde: Let's have fun together.
1 Blonde: Lada...
The music is fast rock.
A stretcher with an old woman (felt boots, a shawl, a long shaggy skirt) is brought onto the stage. They leave her and go away. She's shaking all over, she's painfully old.
1 Blonde: What kind of swamp fever is this?
Baba Yaga. You yourself are walking malaria! I'm Miss 12 BC! I want too. I haven’t gone anywhere for 2000 years.
1 Blonde: Where are you going with us, Yaga-girl! Who hasn't been allowed to go to a party in a thousand years?
2 Blonde: Have you seen your face in the mirror? Here, admire it!
Baba Yaga looks in the mirror and at first gets scared, then looks again more carefully.
B.Y. Oh, I’ve lost a little weight! But today it’s super-squeak!
1 Blonde: Where are you going with us! Yes, everyone will shy away from us.
2 Blonde. Let’s call Zaitsev at “Fashionable Sentence.” Maybe he'll come up with something. (Calls on the phone). Yes, yes, to your show. Grandma. 2000 years. Is it too late? Okay, we will. There is an invitation, let's run.
(They leave, B. Ya. is carried away on a stretcher or hobbles on her own).
Music from the program is playing.
Zaitsev is sitting in a chair. On one side there is one blonde, on the other side there is another. On the chest there are signs: Nadezhda Babkina, Evelina Khromchenko.
Zaitsev. Today on our air is the program “Fashionable Sentence”. We are listening to the case of the birth of a new super Star. “Fashionable verdict” against super decrepitude, super dullness. Accused Baba Yaga, take your place. Defender of Baba Yaga - Nadezhda Babkina. The prosecutor is Evelina Khromchenko. What is your problem, Baba Yaga?
I’ve been an old woman for 2 thousand years, so everyone is afraid of me and avoids me. I want to become a top model, go to New Year’s, rock, have a blast. I don’t want to get married, but a macho man suits me for fun!
Zaitsev. We can fulfill your wishes. Our stylists are great. I'm sure no one will recognize you soon! You will be as good and fresh as an apple!
Step into our stylist's magical room and delight us with your look! Now the opinion of the defender - Nadezhda Babkina.
Babkina. The case is not entirely hopeless. Old, of course, Yaga. But he still walks somehow.
Zaitsev. Evelina, your word.
Evelina. Yes, the Yaga outfit has been around for a thousand years, we don’t have such fashion today. Who dresses so tastelessly? We'll see what happens. I believe in our stylists.
Zaitsev. Baba Yaga, to the podium!
The first output is music. sings along. Like Glucose.
Babkina. How Grandma Ezhka has changed. She's younger, slimmer, and looks simply amazing.
E.H. Yes, very creative, fresh, young, there are simply no words. The old woman looks almost like me.
Zaitsev. Wow! The stylists did their best. Looking forward to the next release. Change your clothes, darling!
And now the second appearance of our Baba Yaga. Please go to the podium!
The second output is music. .
Babkina. This is just a blast. This is the second Pugacheva: the same hair, the same eyes, the same voice.
E.H. Yes, Baba Yaga pleased us, made us laugh.
Zaitsev. Such a beauty needs to be given flowers. We found an old admirer - Koshchei the Immortal. Ask!
(Koshey the Immortal comes in with a bouquet of flowers).
B. Ya. Well, Koshcheyushko is fire! But a groom like you is now beyond my status. I can choose a cooler star!
(They leave).
Zaitsev. So, the third way out! Please, to the podium!
The third output is music. Dima Bilan comes out.
Zaitsev. This is simply beyond all praise! Our stylists are ready to work wonders. From a simple Baba Yaga, Dima Bilan turned out.
Babkina and E.Kh. And we like it. There are plenty of Babok Ezhek, but you won’t find cool peppers during the day!
They take Bilan by the arms and leave.
Music is playing.
Zaitsev. Our stylists, our “Fashion Verdict”, won!
Let them talk
Parodies of the program “Let Them Talk” will brighten up any school evening.
Collective farm innovations
Malakhov: The program “Let Them Talk” is on air. Today we are discussing a non-fictional story about which it is impossible to remain silent. In one of the villages of the Orenburg region, a farm is being built where scorpions will be raised. Residents are very concerned. The village was divided into two camps, some for, others against.
Now the owner of the farm, Arman Romanovich, will appear in our studio. Arman Romanovich, is insect breeding your hobby?
Arman: No, this is my business. The fact is that I opened the first farms for growing scorpions in Cuba. I started commercial breeding of scorpions because of the increased demand for them. You know, today it is unfashionable to have cats and dogs in your houses and apartments. Many self-respecting people keep some exotic insects and animals.
I suggest keeping representatives of such genera as Pandinus and Hadogenes as pets, because they are quite large and at the same time practically non-poisonous, and quite unpretentious in keeping. At home they can live in a small terrarium, but they should be kept one at a time in the terrarium. I have big plans, if everything goes well, I will build crocodile farms.
Malakhov: Your job advertisement was published in the Pulse of the Day newspaper. The scorpion farm requires workers: milkmen, nannies. The age of workers must not exceed 15 years. How do you explain this?
Arman: Only schoolchildren will work on my farms. Pavlovsk schoolchildren already have experience in selling cosmetics and selling metal, but the work here is a little different. The job is feeding. This matter is not as simple as it seems. Scorpions need to be fed two to three times a week. The more often an arthropod feeds, the faster it gains weight.
Malakhov: I wouldn’t allow this to my child. And many parents consider such work unsafe? Let's invite a large family from the village of Pavlovka to the studio.
Father: Do you know that a scorpion's sting kills a person?
Arman: Scorpios defend themselves from attack and are not the first to attack. Their sting causes more harm to humans than the sting of an ordinary bee.
Mother: Calm down! What if they run away from you?
Armand: You just have to be careful to avoid problems.
Father: I’m telling you, you can’t prove anything to him! And the children are going to work for you. Tell us what their responsibilities will be? Let the studio listen and judge us!
Arman: Children will select a strict diet for scorpions, which mainly includes live food: spiders, worms, flies, crickets, bedbugs. It is better to give non-hard insects about once every two to three days. It is better to give flies slightly crushed, without wings, so that they do not fly.
Mother: We cannot expose our children to this risk. We have asked the local administration for help, but have not yet received a convincing answer. We have only one hope for you, Andrey! Help!
Malakhov: We invited the head of the Pavlovsk village council to our show. Let's listen to his opinion. Has a public survey been conducted on this issue? How are you going to solve this problem? They say that you have already brought a scorpio into your apartment. Do you support the Animal Rights Society? I ask the studio to calm down. In a few seconds you will meet with village residents who strongly support Arman Romanovich. Village resident: And you are not ashamed to accuse a person. The whole country is looking at you. Arman Romanovich does everything not for himself, for people. If on our farms milkmaids are forced to milk cows 2 times a day, then scorpions are milked once a month. There is a difference? I haven't finished yet. Scorpions are nocturnal animals, they are active only in the evening and at night. Isn't it an economical idea?
Malakhov: Let's ask the studio about this! What do you think about Scorpios? Would you like to have a scorpion as a pet? Among the studio guests I see the head of agriculture, Anton Borisovich Metelkin. Anton Borisovich, what do you think of Arman Romanovich’s idea?………
Thank you, Anton Borisovich!
Arman: I want to give you, Andrey, a small scorpion.
Malakhov: Thank you, Arman! I hope that when a crocodile farm opens in Pavlovka, you will send me one crocodile. I feel bad for the country. There are crocodile farms in the USA, Australia, Thailand, Africa, and even Israel. Why shouldn't she appear in the village of Pavlovka! The first crocodile farm appeared in Russia, in the suburbs of Vladivostok. I propose to open an account for the construction of scorpion farms in Russian villages! I ask the studio to calm down!
Village resident: I want to add. In a month, the farm produces one liter of poison, which is enough for one hundred thousand doses of medicine. There are also farms where they extract snake venom, which is necessary in medicine. Why not open a farm in the village of Pavlovka for growing scorpions and extracting poison?
Malakhov: The broadcast time is coming to an end. Be that as it may, these beneficial insects have not been fully studied and we have no right to reject new ideas.
