Romeo and Juliet
William Shakespeare.
"Romeo and Juliet". Script for a school play.
(Abridged). Characters: Romeo, Montague's son Juliet, Capulet's daughter Benvolio, Romeo's cousin Duke Paris, relative of the Capulet family Count (Ted) of Montague, Count (Feljuntio) Capulet - heads of two warring families. Lady (Caroline) Montague is the wife of the Earl of Montague. Lady Capulet is the wife of Count Capulet. Lorenz, priest, relative of the Montague family Ruler, prince. Nurse, Juliet's nanny.
Prologue.
Two equally respected families In Verona, where events meet us, They are waging internecine battles And do not want to stop the bloodshed. The children of the leaders love each other, But fate sets up intrigues for them, And their death at the grave doors Puts an end to irreconcilable discord.
Act one.
(Scene one. Square in Verona. Fight between the Montagues and the Capulets. Montague wins).
Ruler: Benvolio of the House of Montague has won!
Have a nice day everyone! (Everyone leaves).
Lady Capulet (to the Count): Let's better get ready for today's ball.
( leave).
Romeo (to Benvolio): Let's go to the ball today.
Benvolio: To the Capulets? Are you crazy? They are our enemies! Romeo: I don’t understand why this hostility is happening. Let's go Benvolio. (leave). (Scene two. Capulet's house. Juliet's room. She is dressing for the ball. S. Capulet enters).
Lady Capulet: Lord, child!
What are you thinking about? Hurry up. Guests will arrive soon. Juliet: What's the matter, mom? Lady Capulet: Tell me, Juliet, don't you want to get married? (takes her hand).
Juliet: I didn't think about it.
Lady Capulet: So think about it now. We have found a worthy candidate for you. Paris himself is wooing you. Tell me, daughter, do you like him? Juliet: I barely know him. Lady Capulet: You will meet him at the ball today. (leaves). (Scene three. Ball at the House of Capulet. Romeo and Benvolio enter. Juliet comes out. Romeo and Juliet meet their gaze. Paris approaches Juliet).
Paris: Senora, may I ask that you brighten up my evening with a dance?
(They start dancing. Romeo looks at Juliet).
Romeo (to Benvolio): What is the name of the girl who dances with that oaf?
Benvolio: Her name is Juliet. (During the dance, Romeo takes Juliet from Paris).
Romeo: You are like a rose flower that blooms in a garden.
And I was the first. Juliet: First in what? Romeo: The first in love that the world has never heard of. (The dance ends. Romeo leaves, Juliet approaches in the Nurse).
Juliet: Who is that coming out of the door?
Nurse: His name is Romeo, he is from the Montague family . (The nurse leaves).
Juliet: From hatred grew love.
(leaves).
Act two.
(Scene one. Juliet's balcony. Romeo hides in the shadows. Juliet goes out onto the balcony).
Juliet:.
Romeo, what a pity that you are Romeo. Abandon your father and change your name. And if not, make me your wife, so that I won’t be a Capulet anymore. (Romeo emerges from the shadows).
Romeo: Oh, Juliet, the feud between our families has been going on for a long time, isn’t it time for us to stop it?
Juliet: what do you suggest? Romeo: I love you with all my heart. Are you ready to do the same? (She nods)
.
I'm going to get married to you tomorrow. Do you agree? Juliet: I agree. (leave).
The next day, Romeo and Juliet came to the priest Lorenz for the wedding. And here in the church their destinies were intertwined for a century. Their secret marriage, henceforth Juliet Montague. Everything was fine, but then Romeo’s parents found out about their meetings at night near the balcony. What will happen to him now?
Act three.
(Scene one. Montague's house. Lady and Count Montague are sitting in the living room. Romeo enters).
Lady Montague: Where have you been?
Romeo: Walking. Count of Montague: It is indecent to walk at such a late hour. Lady Montague: Let me ask, who were you walking with? Romeo: With Benvolio. Count of Montague: Don't lie to us. We know that you were walking with Juliet from the Capulet family. Rascal! Lady Montague (to the Earl): Calm down, Ted. (To Romeo): Romeo, your communication with her is unforgivable. We are sending you to Mantua. Romeo: But mother! Lady Montague: The conversation is over! (Romeo leaves).
Lady Montague: I can't believe Romeo is communicating with our sworn enemies.
Oh, what a shame! Count of Montague: I hope he will forget about her in Mantua. Lady Montague: Time is everything. (leave). (Scene two. Juliet’s room. Romeo climbs onto her balcony. Juliet drinks something under her breath).
Romeo
(whispers)
: Juliet!
Juliet: Huh? Oh, Romeo? You or it? What brought you here? Romeo: Juliet, my parents found out about our secret meetings. Juliet: Oh no, it can't be. Romeo: They're sending me to Mantua. But I can't take you with me. Juliet: Woe is me. Let's run away? Romeo: We need to hold off on this. Sorry darling, I have to go. Send me an email with the time and date. (leaves). (Scene three. Evening of the same day. Juliet’s room. The Count and Lady Capulet enter).
Count Capulet: Well, daughter, congratulations.
You will marry Paris on Thursday. Juliet: What? Why so early? Why such a rush? Count Capulet: There are mothers in Verona younger than you. Juliet: But wait! I do not want to get married! (Juliet is furious. Lady Capulet is too).
Lady Capulet: No, Juliet!
You will marry him! Juliet: Better for the hated Romeo than for Paris! (Juliet cries).
Lady Capulet: No!
You will marry Paris on Thursday! Or you can leave home. Understood!? (leave).
Act four.
(Scene one. Church. Juliet enters).
Juliet: Oh Lorenz!
What should I do? They want to marry me with someone else. With Paris, I don't like him. Help me, or I will die of grief. Lorenz: Juliet, wait. I know a way out of the situation. Juliet: Which one? Come on, Lorenz, don't be tormented. Lorenz: I’m a potion master, we’ll make you a sleeping pill. If you fall asleep for forty-two hours, everyone will think that you died. And instead of a wedding, we will hold a funeral feast. And in forty-two hours Romeo will pick you up. Juliet: How will he know about this? Lorenz: We will send a letter to him. Juliet: Lorenz, you are my savior. (Lorenz gives Juliet poison, she leaves).
And the next morning, Juliet drank this poison.
Her parents came for her, but instead of a living daughter, they were met by a dead one in bed. And instead of a wedding, they held a funeral feast, And laid her in a coffin in the family crypt in full view of the heavenly angels.
In Mantua, in the old town, everyone is whispering about the death of Capulet’s daughter.
All these rumors reached Romeo’s ears, that he loved his Juliet so much. And without wasting a second, he bought himself a deadly poison. He decided to go to Verona, to look at his beloved for the last time, and die here next to her. The messenger arrived too late, he did not find Romeo, Now he rushed to Verona, until Romeo fell lifeless.
Act five.
(Scene one. Capulet family crypt. Duke Paris enters).
Paris: Oh sweet Juliet.
What a pity that she died so early. What a pity that I didn't marry you. (Touches her hand. Romeo comes out.)
Romeo: Don't you dare do that, Paris!
Don't touch my wife! Paris: Your wife? You seem to have mixed up something. She is a Capulet, and has nothing to do with you Montagues. Romeo: She is my wife - Juliet Montague. We secretly married her. Paris: You're delusional. She died because of you. Romeo: Don't you dare say that! (They fight. Romeo kills Paris).
Romeo: Oh Juliet.
I look at you for the last time, and I die on your grave. (Drinks poison and dies. Juliet wakes up).
Juliet: Oh no!
Romeo, what have you done? How could you do this to me? After all, everything should not be like this. O Romeo! Did you leave the poison for me? No, he's not here. Well, then your faithful dagger can help me. (Takes a dagger and kills himself).
(Scene two. Church. Montagues, Capulets, Ruler and Priest).
Ruler: Look what you've done!
With your enmity you killed children whose love was sincere and innocent. What a lesson for the haters that heaven kills you with love. (The prince leaves. Count Montague and Capulet go to the front and shake hands, sit back down).
Epilogue.
And the clouds cleared in Verona, the city mourns death. The Montague family is in loss, the Capulet family is sad.
Their children loved each other, But fate tells them both To be dead from fright, And the Cup of enmity was drained.
But they are destined to be in a duet. They died in love on the way. And the story of Romeo and Juliet will remain the saddest in the world...
End.
Scriptwriter: Radmila Shumskaya. Co-writer of the script: Alika Gaidarova.
An interesting text - a script for a performance on DM-32, about which the girl who digitalized it said this: “And the question is: where did they get SUCH grass??????????? Tough, not performances. Especially about Romeo and Juliet..."
From the personal archive of Z. D. Kolomoitseva.
The source is HERE
ROMEO AND JULIET
Juliet Romeo Student Graduate Student Professor 1 Professor 2 Granny Gerla Swede
D:
Professor, you can take the exam
P1:
Of course, you know it yourself. Here are your tickets. Oh God! It's you, Juliet! Are you prepared?
D:
Well, yes…
P1:
You always said that! Okay, here it is... a simple question. Well, what do you say in response?
D:
Professor, are you serious? There are no such words in the notes...
song from the film “An Ordinary Miracle”
P1:
Ridiculous, funny, reckless, insane... insanity. I never got a sensible answer...
The day comes, the hour comes And now I see you again For the umpteenth time? A simple question knocks you down. The summary again did not help you. What kind of misfortune? And the integral of x
can’t take it And can’t understand the derivative And how much is five five Can’t finish drinking What a shame!
<2р.>
Ridiculous, funny, reckless, crazy... stupid No sense, no use, out of tune, out of place... I feel bad!
<Runs away, A enters, later C
>
A:
Well, what's the problem? What's happened?
<to the side>
Well, what a steal...
D:
Well, I failed again, And now I can hardly pass...
A:
Try it, Juliet. I want to give you five. But you will have to try!
D:
Well, at five, at five... I'll be waiting. I'll wait and undress.
WITH:
Here, rat, a vendetta awaits you, Well, that’s it, honey, I’m ready...
A:
Ready what?
WITH:
Are you swollen?
A:
Can I handle two? Well, as usual, at half past one...
—
P1:
Colleagues, we first need to decide which students we should accept into the department so that science can move forward.
P2:
I looked at the stars all night; And then an insight came to me: Romeo must help us Glorify our direction,
P1:
However, as I heard, he chose a different department.
P2:
He must be removed from the care of the ignorant Montagues!
A:
Knowing the problems of the team.
I'll tell you before I forget - Yesterday, while taking the exam, I was pleasantly amazed, There is no better student in the world, Juliet is very gifted <P1 is amazed>
A masterpiece - any of her answers Exhaustive, quick and accurate In addition to all this, She is as wise as old snake Besides, in my opinion, she has a huge soul.
P1:
I can't believe it, colleague. In what you just said, a person cannot have all sorts of talents in abundance.
A:
I can't say one hundred percent. She may not be like that, but - the head! - I’ll tell you... It’s so soft... big... I touched it, so as not to lie, I accidentally did it five times...
A page is missing here. Does anyone have one? Send it!
P2:
Colleagues, since the morning
R:
Come on, I'm always ready!
S:
<ran away>
No, listen to him! I know these games of yours, as for me - so immediately: take off your clothes!
R:
<lists quietly, continues louder>
... Prince, Digger, Tetris, Larry, Iceman...
D:
Oh, you have such a thing!
R:
Take it in your hand like this...
S:
<ran away>
What a pervert, what a maniac! Of course, he has such a guest with him!
R:
The name of this thing is joystick
D:
<S.
came running> <D. excited.>
You will not drive me away... I... I am so grateful to you. You... you opened a new world for me - it’s like you gave me wings!
WITH:
Oh, that's how it is, you tattered goat! I'll gouge out your eyes! I will call you to account, And the graduate student tried, apparently So he satisfied Juliet. I'm hurt, sad, offended...
Song, Laima Vaikule “It’s not evening yet.”
It's not evening yet, it's not evening yet. I must gouge out the goat’s eyes with a torn piece. It’s not evening yet, it’s not evening yet. Now I’ll open the door. I’ll terrorize her. Let Juliet say: I love you. I’ll break her face for this now. My graduate student, don’t trust her words, I don’t care for anyone. I'll give it back!
<opens the door, pause>
Oh... Where is my graduate student?.. Who are you?
R:
And I am a student of Romeo...
D:
My dear!
<foot to the side>
——
WITH:
Hello, bunny, how are you? How's the dissertation?
A:
Oh my God!
WITH:
Now you will die of laughter, Juliet... but more on that later...
A:
And what funny did you see?
WITH:
Well, you have to answer, She and Romeo are a brave guy! - I got ready...
A:
What?
WITH:
Meet the dawn! Perhaps it just seemed to me, - I’m not a spy, you understand, But I would be embarrassed to tell what they were doing there.
A:
And don’t tell me, don’t, It’s so good with you two, And what... Juliet... with this bastard? Tell me something about him -
WITH:
Romeo is a stylish little man, Juliet is in love with him. Broad-shouldered, smart, strong... well,
A:
I see... Well, how is she?
WITH:
Juliet? She pestered me brazenly, She lifted up her skirt, and Romeo himself, the poor fellow, blushed and groaned. She flew up to him. He ran away, she followed him! Then she skillfully...
A:
Enough! Julia with someone else! But I'll break your buzz!
WITH:
No, everything was decent. They were playing Digger there...
A:
I wish you a good night!
——
A:
I want to open your eyes to the true appearance of Juliet. Even if it’s bitter, but understand. You must find out everything about this. Everyone at the faculty knows how the libido will torment you. Go immediately to Juliet. Every student will get what they want there. Many students will warm her up. You - N + first for Juliet.
D:
You are a rare bastard.
Scoundrel! Ooh, face! You're ruining my life right now. Forgive me, Romeo, if you can. And you, you goat, will answer for everything. <runs away>
R:
I love her the way she is, and I’ll tell her about it!
——
R:
Looks like Juliet hanged herself, I'm terribly annoyed by this! —
Song <from the film “Cruel Romance”>
She hanged herself - and that's it Goodbye, we played amusingly You were a cool partner To a high degree - square You understood everything so quickly It was so pleasant for us to play But then you took it - and died... Why did you die? It’s not clear... So in the end I’ll say... Life without her is not life, water. I'll go to the dining room to eat!
<Р. leaves, D. jumps off the horizontal bar>
D:
I feel the strength of Atlanta. I’ll go beat the graduate student!
——
R:
Granny! Hello and goodbye! And pray for me. I came here to drink tea and end my life with a steak,
B:
There have been no steaks for a week, there is absolutely nothing to eat here. The students ate it all. May God rest their souls
R:
Granny, have pity on me, Even if you cut my head off my shoulders, I must, in order to have peace, lie down in the ground with Juliet next to me,
B:
I want to help you, my friend. At least I was saving it for someone else. Take this pie, eat it, and my grandson will wait a little.
G:
What a pity! “The dining room is closed! While I was studying science! I'll go to bed with an empty stomach. And tomorrow I have to take the test.
R:
I can't allow this! Take it and eat it. Be healthy!
G:
Knights have not disappeared everywhere, I will remember you until death,
<Р. leaves with dignity, G. dies>
——
<R. walks towards D. pushes A., R. recoils>
R:
Get lost, ghost, I have nothing to do with it. She killed herself.
<touches>
D:
Wow, are you drunk, honey?
R:
And it seems still warm
D:
Are you, dear, completely crazy?
<kicks A.>
Look, you freak, what have you done, Or maybe you woke up early?
R:
Yes, your body was hanging there. She hanged herself - and that’s all I saw with myself, how you were dangling... You... wrapped Me around your finger...
D:
Yes, I trained! After all, I promised him that he would answer me for his meanness.
R:
Let's tell you first...
A:
Romeo, don't contradict Juliet.
D:
Shut up!
R:
Don’t you dare kick him, You set it all up, girlfriend. You wanted to steal My favorite toys, When I’m dying.
D:
Well, you're a sheep, you can't get up if you fall. Yes, the stigma is covered with fluff. And how did I fall in love with someone like that? You're a boring guy, but I won't suffer for long. Yes, I’m too lazy to suffer for you... Goodbye...
WITH:
Of course, they're screwed.
A:
Oh, kitty, forgive me, Your dog is a dirty pig. I admit, I loved this one; Fat cow - Juliet.
WITH:
When I wanted to leave easily. So he snapped at me. And when they pushed me far away, he immediately sucked up, my face. So know, now, hornless goat, our roads diverge.
Sh:
Hello, girlfriends, babies, crumbs. What thighs, ears, legs? You have problems? So be it, I can love you two
WITH:
No, tell me what kind of guy he is.
D:
It’s okay to love, how to live with him. Three of us? It's kind of strange to me
Sh:
But there are other countries too. In Sweden it’s very easy to solve questions like yours. The three of us will go to my country and there we’ll find the fourth one.
Song. S., D., Sh. <doesn’t sing>
We will go, we will rush. Let's run away from you sheep And desperately break into the state of Sweden, There we will understand that it was in vain We thought it was strange - We'll ask for the fourth Let's create our own family
Hey!
——-
<Р. A. stay, rip off their jackets>
P.S.
<HEALTHY CHIZ UNDER THE SLOGAN “IN GENERAL, EVERYONE DIED.”>
Leading:
It would seem that the performance has come to a logical end, but it seems that the heroes are not going to put up with losses...
A:
The hour of victory is close, close...
<Swede is beaten in the stomach from below>
R:
Hurray, we are breaking, the Swedes are bending!
A:
O glorious hour! O glorious moment! Another blow and the Swede is down!
R:
Well, let's jump, beauties. My conversation is always short.
<girls foreheads>
A:
We will shorten the professor’s life a little... You will take the exam in heaven for God!
<Р. strangles the professor>
R:
Where is the girl who ate my pie? Let's put this body here!
<they bring a corpse>
The poet, a slave of honor, has died!
<hits himself on the head>
That’s it, we’ll lie together...
<PILE OF CORPSES>
Leading:
Well, now that’s all for sure!
